A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste
the beers before selling out.
So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough
looking man walked into the manager's office
asking to be employed.
The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this
man away but couldn't come up with an idea,
so he decided to give the man a trial. He ordered his
secretary to give the man a glass of wine. He took a sip
and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old,
grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him
another one lets see."
So he was given. He took a sip again and said, "It's red
wine, cabernet, eight years old, southwestern slope, oak
barrels."
"Incredible!" said the manager.
Now the manager went closer to the secretary and
whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine
in a cup let's see if he will get that."
So the man was given the cup of urine. He took a sip,
turned to the manager and said, "Female urine,
26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this
job, sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible
for the pregnancy!....the manager fainted.